“I know! Like, just don’t be a Texan!”

*the Addams family theme song playing in a completely silent classroom*

“Is Syria a country?”

A teacher talking to an extremely flirty couple: “As much as Jesus loves you both, he needs you two to love each other a little less.”

*trying to remember Tom Robinson’s name* “What’s his name again? Bob Guilty?”

“Have you ever went to jail?” “No.” “‘Cause you stole my heart.”

“Hey girl, do you wanna public execution and chill?”


This isn’t from high school, but in 6th grade, some kid got in trouble in the middle of first period because he just shouted the following:

“I lost my virginity to a cow!”

Needless to say, the teacher wasn’t pleased

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