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Biology Class

“You can have your sugar daddy three way with Mark Zuckerberg if you want, but us ladies will stay over here.” -Me, at the two boys on the other end of the table.

“That’s enough Dollface, go look at your bacteria samples.” -My very tired Biology teacher.

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Teacher: I’m drinking tea in class for the first time in 30 years of teaching. Maybe next week it’ll be whiskey…

Student: *says something downright dumb and they know it*

Teacher: You made me depressed, now I WANT whiskey!

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In one of my classes, we were doing Shakespeare so we watched Romeo and Juliet, and me and my friend were passing notes about how creepy Romeo was the whole class. I think the teacher knew but he was chill so we just kinda made jokes about it being a bad self insert fanfic the whole time.

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this one kid

kid 1: mrs.[redacted] didnt you tell one 6th grader what a side chick was

teacher: well yes but he was in eighth grade he said side bestie

kid 1: you corrupted him

teacher: I didnt

kid 2: throws candy at kid 1 and he screamed

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this one kid

kid 1: mrs.[redacted] didnt you tell one 6th grader what a side chick was

teacher: well yes but he was in eighth grade he said side bestie

kid 1: you corrupted him

teacher: I didnt

kid 2: throws candy at kid 1 and he screamed

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our bus was late to pick us up from school by almost an hour on the first week of my freshman year (this is a regular occurrence now), so me and a couple of kids who i’ve never met in my life started doing the macarena in the middle of the street for a solid fifteen minutes

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