“Do you want a painkiller?” “No, I wanna die!”

-Me, then the Bitch With Those Bangs after the pacer test


“You all tend to write diagonally. You’re a very diagonal group. None of you are straight. Wait…”

-my english teacher


“Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re on my foot.”

-me, to someone who was standing on my foot

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