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danhowellsfeet:

Things I’ve Heard/Seen In The Past Week At School:

Bold= Teacher

“Things that turn guys on to the max” *click tounge*

*disappointed staring*

“Sorry miss”

“Oh you’re a feminist? Name every female”

English teacher gave an assignment and said “Wrong answers only”. Went about as well as you’d expect. To say the least, fire poles, tickling after practice, and lots of murder.

“I shit myself”

Guy: “Put your arm around her!”

Other Guy: *puts his arm around Guy* “I love you bro”

Someone asked me to join his band. I said yes. Now he keeps calling me his girlfriend (Im a boy)

“How do you guys draw your TIDE map?”

“With a pencil!”

*disappointment*

Band guy has a binder named Mr. Hoggie. Mr. Hoggie has been stolen at least once.

“I’m gonna play Anne Frank Simulator!” *googles it* “Holy shit, that’s an actual thing”

Saw two guys pass each other in the hall and high five. One then proceed to slap the others ass. Nothing was said by either. I have no idea if they’re a couple or not and haven’t seen them since.

“Miss, with all due respect, what the fuck”

The assistant principal stopped me and asked why I was in the boy’s bathroom. As I already stated, I am a boy. She avoids me in the halls now.

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My English teacher was so done with us when we turned our first essays of the year a few days later she looked us dead in the eyes and said “your essays were so terrible I can’t even grade them now you get to grade each other’s”

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Some more drama quotes from rehearsal yesterday:

Choreographer: “Ben, this is the sluttiest dance you will ever do.”

Sponsor Teacher, jumping from his chair: “I wanna see!”

“Anal injection jitsu”

“What in the deep fried hell?”

“What the actual fresh fuck?” “We’re rehearsing, Betty.”

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Some more drama quotes from rehearsal yesterday:

Choreographer: “Ben, this is the sluttiest dance you will ever do.”

Sponsor Teacher, jumping from his chair: “I wanna see!”

“Anal injection jitsu”

“What in the deep fried hell?”

“What the actual fresh fuck?” “We’re rehearsing, Betty.”

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willowfoot:

I will never forget how funny it was the day my mom shoved her iPad in front of my face, with my 15-year-old cousin’s Instagram open on the screen, and was all, “HOW does Meimei know so many people?!? She has over 100 comments on this one photo alone!!!” My mom then opened the comments and scrolled through them frantically going “HALF THESE COMMENTS ARE FROM THE SAME PERSON WHAT IS HAPPENING.” Meanwhile these “repeated comments” were just the typical “😩🔥” emoji spam that friends just Do on their other friends’ accounts, y’know. But then I had to try to explain that to my very confused gen x Chinese mother who proceeded to demand what each of the individual emojis meant and then tried to deconstruct the meanings of the actual words in the comments.

And tbh, I may be on the oldest side of the Gen Z generation, teetering into that uncertain millennial-gen-Z-in-between-space, but my baby cousin is PEAK gen z and is way more knowledgeable of modern trends and meme culture than I can ever hope to be. So while I could try to explain some of the memes / lingo that I knew of in those comments, most of the exchanges between my cousin and her friends were completely baffling to me, and I can only assume these are either inside jokes within her friend group or some new meme I haven’t learned of yet.

So for once, my mom and I can commiserate on being out of the loop together. My cousin seems to be having a good time though and that’s what’s most important lol

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willowfoot:

I will never forget how funny it was the day my mom shoved her iPad in front of my face, with my 15-year-old cousin’s Instagram open on the screen, and was all, “HOW does Meimei know so many people?!? She has over 100 comments on this one photo alone!!!” My mom then opened the comments and scrolled through them frantically going “HALF THESE COMMENTS ARE FROM THE SAME PERSON WHAT IS HAPPENING.” Meanwhile these “repeated comments” were just the typical “😩🔥” emoji spam that friends just Do on their other friends’ accounts, y’know. But then I had to try to explain that to my very confused gen x Chinese mother who proceeded to demand what each of the individual emojis meant and then tried to deconstruct the meanings of the actual words in the comments.

And tbh, I may be on the oldest side of the Gen Z generation, teetering into that uncertain millennial-gen-Z-in-between-space, but my baby cousin is PEAK gen z and is way more knowledgeable of modern trends and meme culture than I can ever hope to be. So while I could try to explain some of the memes / lingo that I knew of in those comments, most of the exchanges between my cousin and her friends were completely baffling to me, and I can only assume these are either inside jokes within her friend group or some new meme I haven’t learned of yet.

So for once, my mom and I can commiserate on being out of the loop together. My cousin seems to be having a good time though and that’s what’s most important lol

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