“I know! Like, just don’t be a Texan!”

*the Addams family theme song playing in a completely silent classroom*

“Is Syria a country?”

A teacher talking to an extremely flirty couple: “As much as Jesus loves you both, he needs you two to love each other a little less.”

*trying to remember Tom Robinson’s name* “What’s his name again? Bob Guilty?”

“Have you ever went to jail?” “No.” “‘Cause you stole my heart.”

“Hey girl, do you wanna public execution and chill?”

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