things my geometry teacher has said

– told us that he can bench 750 and squat 400

– told us that he sprinted fifteen miles, not once slowing down

– “coffee and water are the two food groups”

– “the only meal i eat is dinner”

– “i’m gonna be my real, street self with you right now”

– he repeatedly refers to himself as being a “cool cat”

– “i sleep max 3:30 hours a night”

– said he “ballistically squats”

– more to be added

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