-it’s not even eight in the morning and you’re already on your shit, HOW
-bitches be playing their music out loud without headphones. Like who do you think you are, the pope?
-mike pence is the human equivalent of mayonaise
-okay, WHO GAVE ME ACID
-okay real shit where the sugar mommas at my car needs gas
-is being a tomboy just lesbian preschool?
-the bachelor is on channel 14 8pm EST tonight and I fucking hate you that i know that
-I knew I should have brought the whole bottle of advil fuck
-helvetica font –the bold version– can suck my dick
-the fuck you doing here? go to class!
THE SCHOOL DAY IS OVER YOU FUCKING CRACKHEAD
-you’ve seen me hard but don’t want to see me cry?!
-oh great, now you have to listen to me pee
-bro I am so faded I need a beer right now for real
It is 7am
–It’s colder than a witch’s tit out here
-Okay all y’all testical beholders aren’t even supposed to have nipples and some of y’all are out here with three?!
-hairspray is better than grease, don’t @ me
BITCH YOU WANT TO START A WAR?! DON’t EVEN GO THERE JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A GORGEOUS PIECE OF ASS–
-what’d you do this weekend?
I GOT FUCKED
MAH BITCHHHH POPPED THAT CHERRY GOOOOD HUH