Shit i’ve heard high schoolers say pt. 24

dragonflyashes:

-it’s not even eight in the morning and you’re already on your shit, HOW

-bitches be playing their music out loud without headphones. Like who do you think you are, the pope?

-mike pence is the human equivalent of mayonaise 

-okay, WHO GAVE ME ACID

-okay real shit where the sugar mommas at my car needs gas 

-is being a tomboy just lesbian preschool?

-the bachelor is on channel 14 8pm EST tonight and I fucking hate you that i know that 

-I knew I should have brought the whole bottle of advil fuck

-helvetica font –the bold version– can suck my dick

-the fuck you doing here? go to class!

THE SCHOOL DAY IS OVER YOU FUCKING CRACKHEAD 

-you’ve seen me hard but don’t want to see me cry?!

-oh great, now you have to listen to me pee

-bro I am so faded I need a beer right now for real 

It is 7am

It’s colder than a witch’s tit out here 

-Okay all y’all testical beholders aren’t even supposed to have nipples and some of y’all are out here with three?!

-hairspray is better than grease, don’t @ me

BITCH YOU WANT TO START A WAR?! DON’t EVEN GO THERE JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A GORGEOUS PIECE OF ASS–

-what’d you do this weekend?

I GOT FUCKED 

first time? 

HELL YEAH 

MAH BITCHHHH POPPED THAT CHERRY GOOOOD HUH

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