last year when we stopped at McDonald’s on our way to band festival, our tenor sax player ordered a cheeseburger, no bun, no condiments, and no patty
so just cheese
he ordered a slice of cheese
“Sometimes I think I’m Craig David”
Maths teacher: *walks out of class regularly*
Chemistry teacher: “your results are irrelevant”
Physics teacher: “How about we do A level work?”
someone gave a fucking stranger some money to go out and buy them a hat of his choice ffs
“I don’t think I went to school”
apparently on d of e someone accidentally brushed their teeth w/ savlon lol wtf
a dude ran around passing these out before school
I texted the number
someone is very confused now
i just witnessed two boys in a grassy part of the courtyard throwing stuff but there was no ball, one boy was throwing almonds into another boys mouth who stood 20 feet away.
You know, enjoy your summer breaks while you have them, cause soon you won’t…Unless of course you decide to join my profession, which I highly advise you NOT to do.