You know, enjoy your summer breaks while you have them, cause soon you won’t…Unless of course you decide to join my profession, which I highly advise you NOT to do.
No thats toxic! SPIT THAT OUT!
I haven’t gone fishing in 2 months, I need to go FISHING!
“You’re done. I’m marrying that worm.”
– The Bitch With Those Bangs to me, after seeing a large worm on a string
“Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re on my foot.”
-me, to someone who was standing on my foot
“Hey! Come look at this TicTok!”
-Someone in the hall, running after a friend
“I’m in a Barney costume. Spritually.”
-one of the girls on my bus
“Why are you playing abdomen?”
-one of the boys in math class
“Ow my flesh holes hurt.”
– The Bitch With Those Bangs in math, after taking her earrings out
“Can’t you behave for TEN seconds?!”
– The Bitch With Those bangs after I fell out of my seat