Hi so I go to a catholic all girls school and …

Hi so I go to a catholic all girls school and in religionour teacher was talking about how all gay ppl r going to hell and 7/9 of the girls in our class were like “oh boy Time to go to the cursed fireplace” and since it’s an all girls boarding school we legit just hook up behind teachers backs oops oh well I’m going to hell for pre-marital anyways so

my friend goes to one of those schools djfjsksjd that sounds epic

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“Do you want a painkiller?” “No, I wanna die!”

-Me, then the Bitch With Those Bangs after the pacer test

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“You all tend to write diagonally. You’re a very diagonal group. None of you are straight. Wait…”

-my english teacher

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“Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re on my foot.”

-me, to someone who was standing on my foot

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