Regular

“Do you want a painkiller?” “No, I wanna die!”

-Me, then the Bitch With Those Bangs after the pacer test

Regular

“Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re on my foot.”

-me, to someone who was standing on my foot

Regular

“Be thankful for the crackhead!”

-me to my friends after I found an answer that they missed

Regular

“Is it raining?? Oh no, its just dark.” “Still brighter than my future.”

– our math teacher, and then the Bitch With Those Bangs.

Regular

“What are we?” “You’re an idiot sandwich.”

– me to a friend, and her reply. We were holding hands at the time. (Don’t remember why)

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