Mr.O: thank you for doing the survey. Uh, one thing I was told I need to do is to use more zoomer terms so today’s term is yeet. I yeeted a bowl of cereal this morning and then I yeeted myself to school.
“So why didn’t you just disown your mum?”
“And I kidnapped her.”
“Jesus tits on toast!”
Person 1: Communism?
Person 2: No, coin!
Person 1: I like communism.
“I’m tired. I think it’s because I’m hydrogen.”
Person 1: Can you maths?
Person 2: ‘Can you maths’? Can you English?
Pro tip: Never use cash in Maccy’s otherwise you’ll get change that smells like weed
“I don’t want the skin!”