Idk me and my friend were bored and I was thirsty so I wrote THIRST and it went on from there
last year when we stopped at McDonald’s on our way to band festival, our tenor sax player ordered a cheeseburger, no bun, no condiments, and no patty
so just cheese
he ordered a slice of cheese
“Sometimes I think I’m Craig David”
i called myself a goblin in front of my drama teacher and now he wont stop calling the under class men goblins….
my favorite thing about the “what’s obama’s last name” meme is the thought of calling presidents by just their first names. like frickin george at it again
gen z culture is making fun of boomers
Maths teacher: *walks out of class regularly*
Chemistry teacher: “your results are irrelevant”
Physics teacher: “How about we do A level work?”
I just heard some girl at my school say
“My mom told me it’s all in my head. And I’m like yeah, that’s what anxiety is. It’s all in my head!”
And I think that just needs to be addressed more. Like yeah, mental illnesses are in your head. That’s why they’re called a mental illness.
In marching band we had awards that we could vote for who gets them and since our band teacher is fresh out of college and we’re his first actual class ever we all came together and voted him rookie of the year. He was giving out the awards at our concert and after he announced that he’d won he turned around and blew us a kiss.