last year when we stopped at McDonald’s on our way to band festival, our tenor sax player ordered a cheeseburger, no bun, no condiments, and no patty
so just cheese
he ordered a slice of cheese
“Sometimes I think I’m Craig David”
i called myself a goblin in front of my drama teacher and now he wont stop calling the under class men goblins….
gen z culture is making fun of boomers
Maths teacher: *walks out of class regularly*
Chemistry teacher: “your results are irrelevant”
Physics teacher: “How about we do A level work?”
In marching band we had awards that we could vote for who gets them and since our band teacher is fresh out of college and we’re his first actual class ever we all came together and voted him rookie of the year. He was giving out the awards at our concert and after he announced that he’d won he turned around and blew us a kiss.
My brother is in college and my mom said she “took him out for ‘retail therapy’ and by ‘retail therapy’ I mean I let him fill the cart at target”
during my school’s halloween dance, someone brought a pope costume but at this point i don’t know whose it is because every time i see it, the hat and the robe on two different people
someone gave a fucking stranger some money to go out and buy them a hat of his choice ffs