i had to make up an algebra 2 test during study hall and my teacher had planning so she had some students over helping her grade. the students (seniors) at some point found out im a freshman in algebra 2 honors and they lost their shit. some of them were talking about how the fuck did i get into that class cuz they had never seen such a youngling in that advanced a class. i also overheard some weird shit from them that i wish i hadn’t

Found in chemistry: a small (about an inch tall) Peppa Pig taped to the whiteboard, with a large speech bubble that read “I AM YOUR GOD”

One time in chemistry the sub didn’t show up. We all agreed to stay in the class room and do whatever and try not to attract attention. There was music, and overall a good time. Some kid pulled out a lock picking kit and tried to go through the teachers stuff, and we took pictures of the test. Teacher wasn’t even mad the next day.

It’s senior assasin season which is basically where all the seniors put money in a pot and we all get assigned the name of a target whom of which we have to shoot with a water gun. You can’t be shot if you’re wearing a cape so that’s a common fashion trend now. It’s borderline stalking but hey whoever wins gets half the money and the rest goes to a charity which is pretty dang cool.

I just made a group chat called “APUSH me off a cliff” for all my fellow gen z kids stuck in APUSH (or any other AP class). I cannot promise relief from the pain, but I can promise bad memes!

(The current icon for the chat, to entice you)

Please DM me @myhoroscopeisdeath if you’re interested!

An exchange overhead in my civics class

Kid 1: Imagine being born in September

Kid 2: Imagine being born in February

Kid 3: Imagine being born