some fun quotes from people at school

“i touch my own shit. its a nightly ritual at my house.”

“pornhub just fortnite danced its way onto my phone”

“what do people get children for? to eat?”

“a long long time a go, in the 70s” -history teacher

“WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EAT A REAL GOLDFISH”

“i cant afford a flamingo im broke”

“we’re gonna fuck the long furby, its the ultimate sex toy”

“who says you cant breathe out of your asshole?”

“can i copy your science homework? sure. this is about credit card debt”

“kick him in the ankles! he cant ride his bike if he has no ankles”

“i have this flamingo. it goes between my tiddies”

“we watched shrek halloween and disected frogs”

“thats not a fuckboy thats an old man!”

“soup soup soUP SOUP SOUP SOUP”

“I HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH IN MY SLEEVE”

“just because i dont have parents doesnt mean im an orphan”

“im going to stab my eye out with a fork” -drama teacher

“you have cocaine? in your lunchbag?”