i had to make up an algebra 2 test during study hall and my teacher had planning so she had some students over helping her grade. the students (seniors) at some point found out im a freshman in algebra 2 honors and they lost their shit. some of them were talking about how the fuck did i get into that class cuz they had never seen such a youngling in that advanced a class. i also overheard some weird shit from them that i wish i hadn’t
high school
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Found in chemistry: a small (about an inch tall) Peppa Pig taped to the whiteboard, with a large speech bubble that read “I AM YOUR GOD”
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trying not to watch as couples make out in the middle of the hall in full view of half the school during passing period like

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One time in chemistry the sub didn’t show up. We all agreed to stay in the class room and do whatever and try not to attract attention. There was music, and overall a good time. Some kid pulled out a lock picking kit and tried to go through the teachers stuff, and we took pictures of the test. Teacher wasn’t even mad the next day.
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It’s senior assasin season which is basically where all the seniors put money in a pot and we all get assigned the name of a target whom of which we have to shoot with a water gun. You can’t be shot if you’re wearing a cape so that’s a common fashion trend now. It’s borderline stalking but hey whoever wins gets half the money and the rest goes to a charity which is pretty dang cool.
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I just made a group chat called “APUSH me off a cliff” for all my fellow gen z kids stuck in APUSH (or any other AP class). I cannot promise relief from the pain, but I can promise bad memes!

(The current icon for the chat, to entice you)
Please DM me @myhoroscopeisdeath if you’re interested!
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a list of things my school’s new web content filter blocks:
- Netflix
- Spotify
- YouTube videos (you can still go to YouTube.com but as soon as you click on a video it goes bonkers)
- Random videos embedded in websites (again, you can look at the website but the actual videos are blocked)
- Personal email accounts on school computers (which some people need to use for college applications)
- the local news
…but somehow not Facebook???
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the random screaming/yelling/cursing/sobbing/moaning that comes from the hallway during class
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An exchange overhead in my civics class
Kid 1: Imagine being born in September
Kid 2: Imagine being born in February
Kid 3: Imagine being born