there’s a trans girl in a grade above us and today a kid was making fun of her and she looked him dead in the eye and said
“honestly, don’t you just think it’s sad that i’m a girl and i still have a bigger dick then you”
i’m so proud
when you stop liking someone and it emotionally wrecked you when they started dating someone else but as soon as their single you fall in love again
“not gonna lie i’m fuckin jazzed to be drafted”
– some fuckin sixth grader
when he cheats on you and you tryna get revenge but his friends are all ugly
My patronus is Freddy Mercury and no, I will not elaborate.
my patronus is brendon urie and no, i will not elaborate.
first day of seventh grade… that was a fucking experience
so here are some out of context shit, saw @crofters-is-superior post and decided to do it so credits to them :3
-so she thought they were drugs, but actually, they were DRAGS”
– (g note plays) “WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY-“ *kid starts hysterically crying and runs*
– “oh my god i went on a date with this girl and everyone tells me i should eat a salad at bread co. so i’m not fat but i actually ate her so it’s all good”
-“BRAYDEN JUST LET ME GET MY SKINNING TOOLS”
-“as a lesbian, there is only one man i would fuck, and that is bob ross”
-“why the fuck is ellen degenderes on the goddamn pole again” (said by my math teacher)
-“hey, roo, it’s fine if you dropped your books and shit, at least you didn’t drop your virginity”
i already fuckin hate school
that feeling when you get the Pre Period Cramps while in a group of people and you just wanna rip your uterus out
I am not a straight people.
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
i never be straight people. never.