ok clearly I should be in bed bc I just read baby yoda as baba yoga and also its 00:01 but that’s not the point
I’m so sad bc all of the freshman in my class don’t know who Elton John or Billy Joel are so I made them a playlist
5’8 is the best height bc rly ur 4’20
Kid: can I have some biscuits?
Kid: can I have some beer?
Mum: not until you’re 18
Kid: can I have some chocolate buttons?
lmao we were doing drill and we were supposed to say ‘1 2 up down’ to keep in time and one girl goes ‘1 2 7 3’
you guys are the gift that just keeps on giving
My brother *in a weird voice*: Tricks and tomfoolery!
Apparently I’m 2nd tallest in my form???
(We’re not a tall form)