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i’m taking a summer gym class and it’s wild. today i overheard a conversation that went “guys look at my knee” “oh, knees, can’t relate”. once heard someone say “people always think i’m staring at them but i’m just zoning out” followed by 10 “mood"s. we went outside once and by the end half of the people were laying down and someone threatened to jump off the roof cuz it was so hot.

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I actually have a running list of things ppl at school said – enjoy!

  • “Oh my god why are you putting on like one drop of cream cheese?”
  • Classmate: “I just tore open my knee!” My math teacher: “I don’t care”
  • “Cardi B made our teacher go insane”
  • “My eyes may be small, but my eyelids are full of righteousness”
  • “Can you be motorcycle?”
  • “Omg he looks like a cheese stick”
  • “A fish plus a duck is a f**k” (sorry for cursing rip 😢)
  • “Oompah loompah doopity try me b*tch” (aww h*ck sorry again rippp)
  • *listening to Rihanna* “this was literally my song that I would have a dance party to in the car when I was like 5”
  • *gets a new juicer* me: what’re you gonna make? Friend: …sprite

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once we were in french class and we were doing some shit checking some “je suis tu es” type of shit (this is our first year learning) and when a boy was done checking someone elses conjouration and the french teacher said “ok now make a senteance with that word in french :D” and the boy starts to fake cough and go “i dont feel so well” and started to try to get away but in the end he did it

that boy was the maddest lad of the class,,, and let me tell you he has the perfect attitude lkgjfdkg i have more stories but i dont have right now bc yeahgj ffjfgk

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This one girl comes in with a 24 pack of blue powerade on the first day of school and proceeds to call it ‘Friendship Powerade’ and the name stuck and now every once in a while the girl will come in with ‘Friendship Powerade’ and gives it away in the hallways. She is my favorite person

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