Regular

“Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re on my foot.”

-me, to someone who was standing on my foot

Regular

“Be thankful for the crackhead!”

-me to my friends after I found an answer that they missed

Regular

“I have a cereal monopoly!”

– me, since I was the only one with cereal left in math.

I forgot to post friday, because I accidently posted this to my main and did not realise.

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