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“Potatos are catholic.”

– one of the boys in my math class, with no context whatsoever

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“At least I have an ass!”

-a boy in ag after being called a jackass

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“My essay can go fuck itself!”

-the girl next to me in English

Also this blog officially has more followers than there are people in my town, and that is scary tbh.

Happy (late) holidays, happy (early) new year, I hope you’re all doing well!

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“Fuck off, (name), you have a girlfriend and so do I.”

-the bitch with those bangs after someone told her to suck his dick

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“Do you want a painkiller?” “No, I wanna die!”

-Me, then the Bitch With Those Bangs after the pacer test

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“You all tend to write diagonally. You’re a very diagonal group. None of you are straight. Wait…”

-my english teacher

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