turned down the music in my car while driving out of the parking lot to hear a guy scream “you bitch! you bottom!” and then saw one of my friends having to explain what a bottom is
Gen Z culture is saying no homo, but really meaning yes homo.
first day of seventh grade… that was a fucking experience
so here are some out of context shit, saw @crofters-is-superior post and decided to do it so credits to them :3
-so she thought they were drugs, but actually, they were DRAGS”
– (g note plays) “WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY-“ *kid starts hysterically crying and runs*
– “oh my god i went on a date with this girl and everyone tells me i should eat a salad at bread co. so i’m not fat but i actually ate her so it’s all good”
-“BRAYDEN JUST LET ME GET MY SKINNING TOOLS”
-“as a lesbian, there is only one man i would fuck, and that is bob ross”
-“why the fuck is ellen degenderes on the goddamn pole again” (said by my math teacher)
-“hey, roo, it’s fine if you dropped your books and shit, at least you didn’t drop your virginity”
i already fuckin hate school
Once head two guys have a mini conversation before class. “Hey Ben.” -“Yeah Dawson?” “I love you no homo.” -“I love you no homo too, bro.”
so i was reading ‘this is where it ends’ a book about a school shooting. i was telling my grandpa about it the other day and was giving some backstory. i said “ty is the shooter. his twin sister is autumn. ty hates autumns girlfriend, sylvia.”
“two gals?” he asked, and i replied “yeah, paw-paw, they’re a really cute couple.”
you know what his answer was?
“i don’t blame the kid for wanting to shoot up the school if that’s the case”
this is why we we are afraid of our sexuality.
this is why we have people who have gone through so much and are so messed up that they shoot up places.
this is why we need to be better.
I am not a straight people.
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
i never be straight people. never.