Idk me and my friend were bored and I was thirsty so I wrote THIRST and it went on from there
my favorite thing about the “what’s obama’s last name” meme is the thought of calling presidents by just their first names. like frickin george at it again
I remember, distantly, arguing with a teacher that Narwhals were real. It got so bad she sent me to the office, and they had to call my mom.
I'm considering sending a link to your account to a huge server im in so they spam you with follows and make you miss it
Too late bitch lmao
Yes! Split second frame!
Scream in pain, you cocky little shits!
So we had a lockdown drill
We were having a lockdown drill and not taking it serious and just giggling. But our teacher finally got us quiet and someone farted really loud in the silence. Cue a bunch of sevies going into hysterics.
Kid: can I have some biscuits?
Kid: can I have some beer?
Mum: not until you’re 18
Kid: can I have some chocolate buttons?
lmao we were doing drill and we were supposed to say ‘1 2 up down’ to keep in time and one girl goes ‘1 2 7 3’
lmao what a crackhead
(during science class)
– “What’s the name of the turtle from Finding Nemo?”