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i’m taking a summer gym class and it’s wild. today i overheard a conversation that went “guys look at my knee” “oh, knees, can’t relate”. once heard someone say “people always think i’m staring at them but i’m just zoning out” followed by 10 “mood"s. we went outside once and by the end half of the people were laying down and someone threatened to jump off the roof cuz it was so hot.

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I actually have a running list of things ppl at school said – enjoy!

  • “Oh my god why are you putting on like one drop of cream cheese?”
  • Classmate: “I just tore open my knee!” My math teacher: “I don’t care”
  • “Cardi B made our teacher go insane”
  • “My eyes may be small, but my eyelids are full of righteousness”
  • “Can you be motorcycle?”
  • “Omg he looks like a cheese stick”
  • “A fish plus a duck is a f**k” (sorry for cursing rip 😢)
  • “Oompah loompah doopity try me b*tch” (aww h*ck sorry again rippp)
  • *listening to Rihanna* “this was literally my song that I would have a dance party to in the car when I was like 5”
  • *gets a new juicer* me: what’re you gonna make? Friend: …sprite
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