turned down the music in my car while driving out of the parking lot to hear a guy scream “you bitch! you bottom!” and then saw one of my friends having to explain what a bottom is
me: so if your favorite song is Viva La Vida by Coldplay, have you ever seen the Minecraft parody version?
my friend from across the table: asking the REAL questions
a senior off to the side, laughing: what the fuck?
another senior to him: my god. It’s a religious experience. If you’ve never seen the king slowly falling-
girl at my table: horse girls are like, one step of dignity above those kids who roleplayed Warrior Cats at recess
guy from across the table: and THOSE kids are one step of dignity above egirls
“Everyone in Speech and Debate is an incel. You just are. Accept it.” – top varsity debater from our team to an incoming freshman
Once head two guys have a mini conversation before class. “Hey Ben.” -“Yeah Dawson?” “I love you no homo.” -“I love you no homo too, bro.”
I overheard a teacher say 'I swear to god this class only has one braincell between them' Not technically Gen z but still.
“if i kill myself, it’s gonna be over kidzbop”
“For five hundred real dollars, I will make you airpods in Minecraft”
We live in the UK. I have no access to dollars at all. Especially five hundred of them
i’m taking a summer gym class and it’s wild. today i overheard a conversation that went “guys look at my knee” “oh, knees, can’t relate”. once heard someone say “people always think i’m staring at them but i’m just zoning out” followed by 10 “mood"s. we went outside once and by the end half of the people were laying down and someone threatened to jump off the roof cuz it was so hot.
I actually have a running list of things ppl at school said – enjoy!
- “Oh my god why are you putting on like one drop of cream cheese?”
- Classmate: “I just tore open my knee!” My math teacher: “I don’t care”
- “Cardi B made our teacher go insane”
- “My eyes may be small, but my eyelids are full of righteousness”
- “Can you be motorcycle?”
- “Omg he looks like a cheese stick”
- “A fish plus a duck is a f**k” (sorry for cursing rip 😢)
- “Oompah loompah doopity try me b*tch” (aww h*ck sorry again rippp)
- *listening to Rihanna* “this was literally my song that I would have a dance party to in the car when I was like 5”
- *gets a new juicer* me: what’re you gonna make? Friend: …sprite