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A collection of quotes from my science class!

  • “Mediocre day of birth, (teacher).” “I wouldn’t expect any less.” “As it is.” (Me and the teacher on his birthday)
  • “Hey! You can’t choke and die on my birthday!” (Science teacher, on his birthday)
  • “He’s telling you to stop breathing!” (Idk who or why)
  • “I may be dumb but I’m not wrong!” (Me)
  • “You look like you had a rough night.” “I’ve had a rough life.” (Someone and me)
  • “Keep in mind the answer is the answer because….. Its the answer..” (Teacher slowly getting quieter while reviewing a question)
  • “Calm down you medium sized fellow!” (Teacher)
  • “Hey where’s the word bank?” (The Bitch with Those Bangs labeling cells, using a word bank and not realising)
  • “Word bank is the powerhouse of the cell.” (The Bitch with Those Bangs after the last quote)
  • “Are you on crack?” “Not yet!” (2 students yelling at each other across the room)
  • “Radiation pigs?” (The Bitch with Those Bangs)
  • “Say something in Korean!” (Someone to me, even tho I don’t speak Korean and im not Korean whatsoever, idk why she asked honestly)
  • “Them there are called clouds!”
  • “When’s the next blue moon?” “When the smurfs arrive.” (2 guys in the middle of a lesson)
  • “When’s the next rock thing?” “Meteor shower??” (Same guys as the last one)
  • “Is he bullied? He should be.” (Idk who, might have been the teacher)
  • “Leave my blood cells alone!” (Girl laying on the floor)
  • “I took a DNA test, it was negative.” “You dont have DNA???” (Someone and me)
  • “In case you haven’t noticed or you’re new here, we heart excretion.” (Teacher on the first day, refrencing the poster I made last year about a running joke)
  • “Mom I’m in space come pick me up.”
  • “Yea so why don’t we have tails, I want one.” (A girl while we were learning about evolution)
  • “Where’s my salt you filthy gremlin?” (Someone sounding genuinely upset)
  • “I’m a sexy beast if I’ve ever seen one!”
  • “My ass is like bubblegum!”
  • “I’m becoming self aware and damn I look good!” (Same boy as the last 2 quotes)
  • “Take one for the team.” (Someone after I sneezed, followed by several jokes about coronavirus)

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A collection of quotes from my science class!

  • “Mediocre day of birth, (teacher).” “I wouldn’t expect any less.” “As it is.” (Me and the teacher on his birthday)
  • “Hey! You can’t choke and die on my birthday!” (Science teacher, on his birthday)
  • “He’s telling you to stop breathing!” (Idk who or why)
  • “I may be dumb but I’m not wrong!” (Me)
  • “You look like you had a rough night.” “I’ve had a rough life.” (Someone and me)
  • “Keep in mind the answer is the answer because….. Its the answer..” (Teacher slowly getting quieter while reviewing a question)
  • “Calm down you medium sized fellow!” (Teacher)
  • “Hey where’s the word bank?” (The Bitch with Those Bangs labeling cells, using a word bank and not realising)
  • “Word bank is the powerhouse of the cell.” (The Bitch with Those Bangs after the last quote)
  • “Are you on crack?” “Not yet!” (2 students yelling at each other across the room)
  • “Radiation pigs?” (The Bitch with Those Bangs)
  • “Say something in Korean!” (Someone to me, even tho I don’t speak Korean and im not Korean whatsoever, idk why she asked honestly)
  • “Them there are called clouds!”
  • “When’s the next blue moon?” “When the smurfs arrive.” (2 guys in the middle of a lesson)
  • “When’s the next rock thing?” “Meteor shower??” (Same guys as the last one)
  • “Is he bullied? He should be.” (Idk who, might have been the teacher)
  • “Leave my blood cells alone!” (Girl laying on the floor)
  • “I took a DNA test, it was negative.” “You dont have DNA???” (Someone and me)
  • “In case you haven’t noticed or you’re new here, we heart excretion.” (Teacher on the first day, refrencing the poster I made last year about a running joke)
  • “Mom I’m in space come pick me up.”
  • “Yea so why don’t we have tails, I want one.” (A girl while we were learning about evolution)
  • “Where’s my salt you filthy gremlin?” (Someone sounding genuinely upset)
  • “I’m a sexy beast if I’ve ever seen one!”
  • “My ass is like bubblegum!”
  • “I’m becoming self aware and damn I look good!” (Same boy as the last 2 quotes)
  • “Take one for the team.” (Someone after I sneezed, followed by several jokes about coronavirus)

someone in my class last year said: "Snak…

someone in my class last year said: "Snakes don't fly they dab"

someone in my class last year said: "Snak…

someone in my class last year said: "Snakes don't fly they dab"

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ameliadoesstuff:

everyone who has read macbeth:

just-junior-high:

“I WAS A C-SECTION, IDIOT!”

– a boy yelling to his friend at breakfast

YEA I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEIR PROBLEM IS! I HAVEN’T READ MACBETH I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY MEAN!!

Update: got someone to explain what you all meant. I hate you all, for the record.

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