Regular

“At least I have an ass!”

-a boy in ag after being called a jackass

Regular

“Fuck off, (name), you have a girlfriend and so do I.”

-the bitch with those bangs after someone told her to suck his dick

Regular

“You all tend to write diagonally. You’re a very diagonal group. None of you are straight. Wait…”

-my english teacher

Regular

“Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re on my foot.”

-me, to someone who was standing on my foot

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