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A collection of quotes from my math class

  • “I speedran the math test.” (The bitch with those bangs)
  • “I know how to graph babey!” (Me studying with a friend)
  • “Last topic was bees? In Russian?!”
  • “Short people have rights too!” (A short friend)
  • “Oh I thought Welcome To The Black Parade was the national anthem..” (The bitch with those bangs)
  • “I told (name) I was gonna cut his toes off.” (The bitch with those bangs)
  • “What if I wanna triangle it?” (Math teacher after being told to circle an answer, and promptly drawing a triangle around the answer)
  • “That’s like giving a gerbal crack.”
  • “My croc has a snorkel!”
  • “Oh I don’t steal all the time, if I have money I’ll pay. If not, its going in the bag.”
  • “Hey! Wanna do some graffiti?!” (Someone to me, about a drawing they wanted help with)
  • “Its orange like a blue Smurf!” (Math teacher about his socks)
  • “I’ll be learning new ways to torture you all!” (Math teacher explaining why he was going to be gone the next day)
  • “Oh I thought you said feet.” (A guy who sounded really disappointed)
  • “Close but no toast!”
  • “It’S tHe TiLt-A-wHiRl!” (Math teacher)

I’ve got a lot of quotes saved away, I figured I’d make some effort to clean them out. This kinda doubles as a mini celebration for hitting 600 followers- thank you all for following and enjoying my stupid quotes. If this post does well or average I might make a few more, since i have around 200 quotes saved away. Hope y’all enjoyed this and have a good day!

Later, j-j-h

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cum–brulee:

how Platinum Gays establish dominance

just-junior-high:

“I WAS A C-SECTION, IDIOT!”

– a boy yelling to his friend at breakfast

This is the ONLY good addition to this quote I take ZERO criticism

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cum–brulee:

how Platinum Gays establish dominance

just-junior-high:

“I WAS A C-SECTION, IDIOT!”

– a boy yelling to his friend at breakfast

This is the ONLY good addition to this quote I take ZERO criticism

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“49, coward!”

– a girl shouting to her friend in math

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