I just heard some girl at my school say
“My mom told me it’s all in my head. And I’m like yeah, that’s what anxiety is. It’s all in my head!”
And I think that just needs to be addressed more. Like yeah, mental illnesses are in your head. That’s why they’re called a mental illness.
No thats toxic! SPIT THAT OUT!
“You’re done. I’m marrying that worm.”
– The Bitch With Those Bangs to me, after seeing a large worm on a string
“Ma’am. Ma’am. You’re on my foot.”
-me, to someone who was standing on my foot
Math class shenanigans
We taught our Math teacher how to play Mario Kart on mobile.
There’s a boy in our class who we call Ed Sheeren and we keep telling to sing for us.
Our math teacher got really mad at 4 boys for saying “Sksksksksk”
Our teachers boyfriend’s sister (Who goes to our school) wrote “Ms. (Her name) soon to be Mrs. (Her bf’s name)” on the board.
At my friend’s school they put a Shakespeare puppet on the board that was surrounded by Hell fire
“Hey! Come look at this TicTok!”
-Someone in the hall, running after a friend
“I’m in a Barney costume. Spritually.”
-one of the girls on my bus
“Why are you playing abdomen?”
-one of the boys in math class
“Ow my flesh holes hurt.”
– The Bitch With Those Bangs in math, after taking her earrings out