Regular

“(My name), what’s the answer!” “I don’t know.” “I’m disappointed in you.” “I get that a lot.”

– a teacher calling on me when I had no idea what the answer was. (Since I normally do) but hey, at least like 3 people laughed.

Regular

just-junior-high:

“Ok before we start class, I’m gonna preface this with: please don’t rob a bank.”

-Our math teacher, at the start of class, who looked very disappointed

Bringing this quote back because,,,

He said it again this year I shit you not

Regular

just-junior-high:

“That was a good urinate.”

– a girl who just got back from the bathroom

@anteoli.

THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RELATABLE??

BLOCKED, REPORTED, MY MOM IS CALLING YOUR MOM

Regular

“Why do we have the same haircut?” “Cause you’re gay and I’m not.”

– me to the short guy in the grade above me (he’s the second half of the quote)

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