Do not be afraid, for they cannot can reach yo…

Do not be afraid, for they cannot can reach you where you now stand. You grappled with forces you did not understand, and were taken by ones beyond your mortal ken.

Why do y’all keep calling me mortal?? You really think?? Bitch???

Do not be afraid, for they cannot can reach yo…

Do not be afraid, for they cannot can reach you where you now stand. You grappled with forces you did not understand, and were taken by ones beyond your mortal ken.

Why do y’all keep calling me mortal?? You really think?? Bitch???

Regular

“(My name), what’s the answer!” “I don’t know.” “I’m disappointed in you.” “I get that a lot.”

– a teacher calling on me when I had no idea what the answer was. (Since I normally do) but hey, at least like 3 people laughed.

Regular

just-junior-high:

“Ok before we start class, I’m gonna preface this with: please don’t rob a bank.”

-Our math teacher, at the start of class, who looked very disappointed

Bringing this quote back because,,,

He said it again this year I shit you not

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